ARSES QUOTES

Arses Quotes,

"Analytically speaking, Sigmund Freud talked out of his arse" Dean Cavanagh. IMG
"If I could dance like the ladies can, it would have been my arse on your screens" Lily Allen. IMG
"Tony Abbott would do anything but sell his arse" Tony Windsor. IMG
"The only thing I wouldn't do is sell my arse." Tony Abbott. IMG
"The only thing I get from the theatre is a sore arse." John Lahr. IMG
"Not that i had a big arse but even that was toned." Benedict Cumberbatch. IMG
"The other man's arse is always cleaner!" Stephen Fry. IMG
"You must have stuck a finger up your arse at least once." Noel Fielding. IMG
"Whoever designed this frigging map was having a laugh. Just around the corner, my arse." Freya Stark. IMG
"It takes a bomb under his arse to make Hitler see logic." Joseph Goebbels. IMG
"Having just had a baby, I'm not going to be thinking about my arse." Kate Winslet. IMG
"That is NOT the arse of a 7million player!" Eamon Dunphy. IMG
"Dance music was on its arse before we came along." Sergio Pizzorno. IMG
"I'd like to have a business card saying: Bruce Norris kicked your arse." Robert Muchamore. IMG
"I could be a bit of a pain in the arse. Since I've come out of my cancer, I must say I intend to be even more of a pain in the arse." Harold Pinter. IMG
"I'll tell you what pressure is. Pressure is a Messerschmitt up your arse. Playing cricket is not." Keith Miller. IMG
"I thought the fart was a human thing. It's something to do with like, arse cheeks, or whatever." Karl Pilkington. IMG
"I've always wanted to kick a duck up the arse" Karl Pilkington. IMG
"I'm at the age where i don't have to kiss arse or play nice!" Sharon Osbourne. IMG
"The word arse is as much god as the word face. It must be so, otherwise you cut off your god at the waist." D H Lawrence. IMG
"As for Gordon Brown - I've described him and Blair as two cheeks of the same arse." George Galloway. IMG
"Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse but enough about Kanye West." Stewart Francis. IMG
"The greatest monarch on the proudest throne is obliged to sit upon his own arse." Benjamin Franklin. IMG
"A politician is an arse upon which everyone has sat except a man." E E Cummings. IMG
"Destiny can sometimes be history coming back to bite you in the arse." Hal Duncan. IMG
"I've been a poser for f-ing years. I say, pose your arse off. You know, have a laugh." Billy Connolly. IMG
"One day, maybe not in the next few weeks, but certainly in the conceivable future, someone will be able to refer to me without using the word 'arse' somewhere in the sentence." Nick Hornby. IMG
"I'd like to think that I'd helped people all over the world to question the things they otherwise would have accepted as the truth. I'd also like to think that I'd charmed them a bit with my lovely vocal stylings and the baring of my lovely arse." Marilyn Manson. IMG
"I always try to remember that praise and a slap on your back is only 6 inches away from a kick up the arse!" Anthony Foley. IMG
"I am naive. I make mistakes - But I don't give a rat's arse how I am perceived!" Shirley Manson. IMG
"To plunder, to lie, to show your arse, are three essentials for climbing high." Aristophanes. IMG
"I worked in Harrods as a sales girl and I was so lazy, I just sat on my arse all day. Now I have huge respect for shop girls. It was boring, so I tried to shoplift things, but we'd always get our bags checked." Susannah Constantine. IMG
"It's interesting to see the dislocation between how people perceive a person visually. Apparently on the radio I'm blonde with a big arse." Tamsin Greig. IMG
"You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest." Rowan Atkinson. IMG
"I do ride a bicycle occasionally, but not those stupid stationary ones you see in gyms. I do have one of those, I must confess, but its quite literally a pain in the arse, so I dont use it." Christine Mcvie. IMG
"Yeah, arrest that man on the crime of having 8 Chicken McNuggets stuck up his arse." Dwayne Johnson. IMG
"People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually." Billy Connolly. IMG
"I'm a big fan of the Mars Bar Diet. You don't eat the Mars bar, you stick it up your arse and let a rottweiler chase you home." Billy Connolly. IMG
"When you look at pornography, the women become objects, whereas what I'm trying to do is make the person in the photograph as important as their body. And obviously, I like tits and arse, because I just do. I like the sex of taking photographs." Rankin. IMG
"There's no way I'm going to put myself through Sandhurst and then sit on my arse back home while my boys are out fighting for their country." Prince. IMG
"Well, we went through a lot of names. But seeing as, musically, I wanted to swing through the jungle baring my arse, I thought Gorillaz was a perfect name." Murdoc Niccals. IMG
"Is man a savage at heart, skinned o'er with fragile Manners? Or is savagery but a faint taint in the natural man's gentility, which erupts now and again like pimples on an angel's arse?" John Barth. IMG
"If you covered a broom handle with oil and shoved it up my arse, then put me on a trampoline, in a lift, I could write a better song on the walls." Dylan Moran. IMG
"A Duke couldn't have the arse hanging out of his trousers when meeting foreign diplomats. Actually even plain old Sam Vimes never had the arse hanging out of his trousers, either, but no one would have actually started a war if he had." Terry Pratchett. IMG
"It is quite an achievement. People of liberal sympathies, stupefied by relativism, have become the apologists for a creedal wave that is racist, misogynist, homophobic, imperialist, and genocidal. To put it another way, they are up the arse of those that want them dead." Martin Amis. IMG
"Everyone thinks I'm a smart arse who can solve any bloody problem. I'm not. I'm just a very old businessman and a very experienced businessman who made every mistake in the book and can recognise one when I see one." John Harvey-Jones. IMG
"All my friends seem to be smart arses. Don't ask me why. Like many things, it is what it is." Markus Zusak. IMG
"The shrill voices of those who give orders Are full of fear like the squeakings of Piglets awaiting the butcher's knife, as their fat arses Sweat with anxiety in their office chairs.... Fear rules not only those who are ruled, but The rulers too." Bertolt Brecht. IMG
"'St. Elmo's Fire' is one of my favorite films. I like the storytelling of those teenage American films. You don't get that now. Teenage American movies are all about sick jokes, puking a lot, arse jokes." James Mcavoy. IMG
"There are two things you can be certain of: dying and getting the arse as a football coach." Royce Hart. IMG
"I am struck by the way people behave on the Tube. They look at each other beadily and inquisitively, and something goes on in their thoughts which must be equivalent to the way dogs and other animals, when they meet, sniff each other's arses and nuzzle each other's fur." Graham Swift. IMG
"There's no way I'm going to put myself through Sandhurst and then sit on my arse back home while my boys are out fighting for their country." Prince. IMG
"People who got on their feet and freaked about were called idiot dancers. and nobody wants to be called an idiot dancer. But the whole idea of rock and roll is to get people off their arses - that's what it's about." Steve Marriott. IMG
"Young people can be disruptive and screw up classes. But even if they are being a pain in the arse it's a cry for help - they don't feel like they are being listened to." Jamie Oliver. IMG
"Even the most Bush-happy, flag suckling jack-arse knows deep-down inside that something is wrong. America is over and everyone knows it. The New World Order has a dying empire odor and changing the channel ain't going to make this go away." Jello Biafra. IMG
"It's no go the picture palace, it's no go the stadium, It's no go the country cot with a pot of pink geraniums. It's no go the Government grants, it's no go the elections, Sit on your arse for fifty years and hang your hat on a pension." Louis Macneice. IMG
"But big people's illnesses are always made to sound big. The simple shutting and opening of the royal arse-hole was made to sound as if the world was coming to an end." Khushwant Singh. IMG
"There's a gang of boys on bikes blocking the road ahead. They've got their hoods up, cigarettes shielded. The sky's a really strange colour and there's hardly anyone else about. I slow right down. "What shall I do?" "Reverse," Zoey says. "They're not going to move." I wind down the window. "Oi!" I yell "Move your arses!" They turn languid, shift lazily to the edge of the road and grin as I blow kisses at them. Zoey looks stunned, "What's got into you?" "Nothing- I just haven't learned reversing yet." Jenny Downham. IMG
"I need them, need them to give me a kick up the arse. Otherwise I'd just be sat-in getting fat, counting me money. It's good people living on your doorstep and looking through your bins. Gives you energy." Liam Gallagher. IMG
"Lucy: I don't understand men. Nettie: What is there to understand? If you feed 'em regular-like and give 'em a bit of 'sugar' now and then, they're easy enough. And if they don't behave, you just toss 'em out on their arses. That's what I always say." Sabrina Jeffries. IMG

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