ARSES QUOTES

Arses Quotes,

"The only thing I get from the theatre is a sore arse." John Lahr. IMG
"The other man's arse is always cleaner!" Stephen Fry. IMG
"I could be a bit of a pain in the arse. Since I've come out of my cancer, I must say I intend to be even more of a pain in the arse." Harold Pinter. IMG
"As for Gordon Brown - I've described him and Blair as two cheeks of the same arse." George Galloway. IMG
"A politician is an arse upon which everyone has sat except a man." E E Cummings. IMG
"Destiny can sometimes be history coming back to bite you in the arse." Hal Duncan. IMG
"You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest." Rowan Atkinson. IMG
"I worked in Harrods as a sales girl and I was so lazy, I just sat on my arse all day. Now I have huge respect for shop girls. It was boring, so I tried to shoplift things, but we'd always get our bags checked." Susannah Constantine. IMG
"It's interesting to see the dislocation between how people perceive a person visually. Apparently on the radio I'm blonde with a big arse." Tamsin Greig. IMG
"I always try to remember that praise and a slap on your back is only 6 inches away from a kick up the arse!" Anthony Foley. IMG
"Young people can be disruptive and screw up classes. But even if they are being a pain in the arse it's a cry for help - they don't feel like they are being listened to." Jamie Oliver. IMG
"People who got on their feet and freaked about were called idiot dancers. and nobody wants to be called an idiot dancer. But the whole idea of rock and roll is to get people off their arses - that's what it's about." Steve Marriott. IMG
"'St. Elmo's Fire' is one of my favorite films. I like the storytelling of those teenage American films. You don't get that now. Teenage American movies are all about sick jokes, puking a lot, arse jokes." James Mcavoy. IMG
"The shrill voices of those who give orders Are full of fear like the squeakings of Piglets awaiting the butcher's knife, as their fat arses Sweat with anxiety in their office chairs.... Fear rules not only those who are ruled, but The rulers too." Bertolt Brecht. IMG
"All my friends seem to be smart arses. Don't ask me why. Like many things, it is what it is." Markus Zusak. IMG
"A Duke couldn't have the arse hanging out of his trousers when meeting foreign diplomats. Actually even plain old Sam Vimes never had the arse hanging out of his trousers, either, but no one would have actually started a war if he had." Terry Pratchett. IMG
"I need them, need them to give me a kick up the arse. Otherwise I'd just be sat-in getting fat, counting me money. It's good people living on your doorstep and looking through your bins. Gives you energy." Liam Gallagher. IMG
"I thought rock and roll was an unassailable outlet for some pure and natural expression of rebellion. It used to be one channel you could take without ever havin' to kiss arse, you know?" Keith Richards. IMG
"My mother had heard all about miniskirts but had never seen one so I took her for lunch at Alvaro's [in Chelsea]. We walked down the King's Road and waited 10 seconds for our first miniskirt and a girl came along with her skirt tucked round her arse. I said: 'What do you think, ma?' And she said: 'If it's not for sale, you shouldn't put it in the window!'" Michael Caine. IMG
"Lucy: I don't understand men. Nettie: What is there to understand? If you feed 'em regular-like and give 'em a bit of 'sugar' now and then, they're easy enough. And if they don't behave, you just toss 'em out on their arses. That's what I always say." Sabrina Jeffries. IMG
"There's a gang of boys on bikes blocking the road ahead. They've got their hoods up, cigarettes shielded. The sky's a really strange colour and there's hardly anyone else about. I slow right down. "What shall I do?" "Reverse," Zoey says. "They're not going to move." I wind down the window. "Oi!" I yell "Move your arses!" They turn languid, shift lazily to the edge of the road and grin as I blow kisses at them. Zoey looks stunned, "What's got into you?" "Nothing- I just haven't learned reversing yet." Jenny Downham. IMG

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