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"Where knowledge ends, religion begins." Benjamin Disraeli. IMG
"To assert that the earth revolves around the sun is as erroneous to claim that Jesus was not born of a virgin"." Robert Bellarmine. IMG
"Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat." Mark Twain. IMG
"The most heinous and the most cruel crimes of which history has record have been committed under the cover of religion or equally noble motives." Mahatma Gandhi. IMG
"You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend." Blaise Pascal. IMG
"But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?" Mark Twain. IMG
"The religion of one age is the literary entertainment of the next." Ralph Waldo Emerson. IMG
"When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself." Peter O'Toole. IMG
"So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence." Bertrand Russell. IMG
"People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them." Dave Barry. IMG
"An Inuit hunter asked the local missionary priest: If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell? No, said the priest, not if you did not know. Then why, asked the Inuit earnestly, did you tell me?" Annie Dillard. IMG
"No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered as patriots. This is one nation under God." George H W Bush. IMG
"I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays." Henny Youngman. IMG
"No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: He is always convinced that it says what he means." George Bernard Shaw. IMG
"Man is a Religious Animal. He is the only Religious Animal. He is the only animal that has the True Religion - several of them." Mark Twain. IMG
"In religion and politics, people's belief's and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second hand, and without examination" Mark Twain. IMG
"If there is a God, atheism must seem to Him as less of an insult than religion." Edmond De Goncourt. IMG
"Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich." Napoleon Bonaparte. IMG
"If there were no God, there would be no atheists." Gilbert K Chesterton. IMG
"I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ." Mahatma Gandhi. IMG
"The Bible has noble poetry in it... and some good morals and a wealth of obscenity, and upwards of a thousand lies." Mark Twain. IMG
"A man is accepted into a church for what he believes and he is turned out for what he knows." Mark Twain. IMG
"The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself." Richard Burton. IMG
"When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, 'Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?" Quentin Crisp. IMG
"The way to see by Faith is to shut the Eye of Reason." Benjamin Franklin. IMG
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." George Bernard Shaw. IMG
"The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike." Steven Weinberg. IMG
"It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand." Mark Twain. IMG
"Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it." Andre Gide. IMG
"Man is a Religious Animal. He is the only Religious Animal. He is the only animal that has the True Religion-several of them. He is the only animal that loves his neighbor as himself and cuts his throat if his theology isn't straight. He has made a graveyard of the globe in trying his honest best to smooth his brother's path to happiness and heaven....The higher animals have no religion. And we are told that they are going to be left out in the Hereafter. I wonder why? It seems questionable taste." Mark Twain. IMG
"Religion has convinced people that there's an invisible man ... living in the sky. Who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn't want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer, and suffer, and burn, and scream, until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you. He loves you and he needs money." George Carlin. IMG
"Properly read, the Bible is the most potent force for atheism ever conceived." Isaac Asimov. IMG
"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me." Emo Philips. IMG
"Man would indeeded be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death." Albert Einstein. IMG
"Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who claim to have found it." Anodea Judith. IMG

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