Manure Quotes,

"Money is like manure; it's not worth a thing unless it's spread around." Brooke Astor. IMG
"To embrace a woman is to embrace a sack of manure..." Odo of Cluny. IMG
"Unable to function as plants, we must serve as manure." Edward Conze. IMG
"The longer I live the greater is my respect for manure in all its forms." Elizabeth von Arnim. IMG
"Money is like manure; it should be spread around" Brooke Astor. IMG
"Money is like manure, its only good if you spread it around." Winston Churchill. IMG
"The bushes of love are blossomed through the manure of hardship." Kedar Joshi. IMG
"Dallas, is it remotely possible for you to carry on a conversation that's not loaded down with manure?" Susan Elizabeth Phillips. IMG
"The more fodder, the more flesh; the more flesh, the more manure; the more manure, the more grain." Justus von Liebig. IMG
"We should nourish our souls on the dew of Poesy, and manure them as well." Logan Pearsall Smith. IMG
"The civilization of one epoch becomes the manure of the next." Cyril Connolly. IMG
"Money is like manure. It stinks when you pile it; it grows when you spread it" J. R. D. Tata. IMG
"You know what they say in Arkansas...manure happens." Jerry Lawler. IMG
"Rumors and Manure both get spread around but only one is beneficial" Ed Furgol. IMG
"I tried for a while to be an agricultural worker and was hopelessly bored. To me it was meaningless. I would stand around in heaps of manure and sings about the beauty of the work I wasn't doing." Theodore Bikel. IMG
"Money is like manure, of very little use except it be spread." Francis Bacon. IMG
"Everything that Bush touches turns to manure in public policy." Alec Baldwin. IMG
"Man takes great pains to heap up riches, and they are like heaps of manure in the furrows of the field, good for nothing unless they be spread." Matthew Henry. IMG
"No man should be allowed to be the President who does not understand hogs, or hasn't been around a manure pile." George Orwell. IMG
"The church is like manure. Pile it up, and it stinks up the neighborhood. Spread it out, and it enriches the world." Luis Palau. IMG
"Artificial manures lead inevitably to artificial nutrition, artificial food, artificial animals and finally to artificial men and women." Albert Howard. IMG
"A new dynasty is never founded without a struggle. Blood makes good manure." Emile Zola. IMG
"Nature does have manure and she does have roots as well as blossoms, and you can't hate the manure and blame the roots for not being blossoms." R Buckminster Fuller. IMG
"Grief is like manure, if you spread it out it fertilizes, if you leave it in a big pile it smells like crap." Thomas Golden, Jr.. IMG
"I already have a plan." Celie said, raising her hand as she would with her tutor. "Do you?" Rolf's eyes gleamed. "What is it?" "I don't think you'll like it, Lilah." Celie apologized straightaway. "It involves manure...a great deal of manure." Rolf started to laugh again." Jessica Day George. IMG
"I have used all the manure that has been thrown on me as fertilizer to make me stronger." Eartha Kitt. IMG
"Who could deny that our Austria is richer than any other country? As the saying goes: "We have money like manure." Franz Grillparzer. IMG
"When the spring comes, we will manure the plains of Kosova with the bones of Serbs, for we Albanians have suffered too much to forget." Isa Boletini. IMG
"I think of my art materials not as junk but as garbage. Manure, actually: it goes from being the waste material of one being to the life-source of another." John Chamberlain. IMG
"Advertising is to a genuine article what manure is to land, - it largely increases the product." P T Barnum. IMG
"Jacob: I've never seen so much manure. Wade: Baggage stock horses. They pack'em in 27 a car. Jacob: how do you stand the smell? Wade: what smell?" Sara Gruen. IMG
"I imbue this place with my essence, every stone and every drop. My visit will do wonders for the flowers." Aly propped her chin on her hand. "So does manure," she observed." Tamora Pierce. IMG
"It is easy to love people when they smell good, but sometimes they slip into the manure of life and smell awful. You must love them just as much when they smell foul." Wayne Dyer. IMG
"Money is like manure. If you spread it around, it does a lot of good, but if you pile it up in one place, it stinks like hell." Clint Murchison, Jr.. IMG
"No mockery in the world ever sounds to me as hollow as that of being told to cultivate happiness. Happiness is not a potato, to be planted in mould, and tilled with manure." Charlotte Bronte. IMG
"Paul McCartney, one of the best songwriters of all time, has only produced manure for the past 25 years." Noel Gallagher. IMG
"We need to respect the fact that cows are herbivores, and that does not mean feeding them corn and chicken manure." Joel Salatin. IMG
"My days are spent wrangling children, chipping dried manure from boots, washing jeans, and frying calf nuts." Ree Drummond. IMG
"He who follows his lessons tastes a profound peace, and looks upon everybody as a bunch of manure." Moliere. IMG
"Humanity is the rich effluvium, it is the waste and the manure and the soil, and from it grows the tree of the arts." Ezra Pound. IMG
"My father left Ireland because he did not want to muck horse manure for the rest of his life, and he wanted to come to New York." Denis Leary. IMG
"The poor are the human manure in which grow the harvests of life, the harvests of joy which the rich reap." Octave Mirbeau. IMG
"The tree of research must be fed from time to time with the blood of bean-counters, for it is its natural manure." Alan Kay. IMG
"You know when you're milking a cow and you have all that foamy white milk in the bucket and you're just about through, when all of a sudden the cow switches her tail through a pile of manure and slaps it into that foamy white milk. That's Bill Fulbright." Lyndon B Johnson. IMG
"All rejection and negation indicates a deficiency in fertility: fundamentally, if only we were good plowland we would allow nothing to go unused, and in every thing, event, and person we would welcome manure, rain, or sunshine." Friedrich Nietzsche. IMG
"City people. They may know how to street fight but they don't know how to wade through manure." Melina Marchetta. IMG
"Hello from the gutters of New York City, which are filled with dog manure, vomit, stale wine, urine, and blood." David Berkowitz. IMG
"Hello from the gutters of NYC, which is filled with dog manure, vomit, stale wine, urine,and blood. Hello from the sewers of NYC which swallow up these delicacies when they are washed away by the sweeper trucks." David Berkowitz. IMG
"All the human and animal manure which the world wastes, if returned to the land, instead of being thrown into the sea, would suffice to nourish the world." Victor Hugo. IMG
"FDA, which regulates the safety of vegetables, doesn't have those kinds of rules because Congress doesn't want it to. It's not that the vegetables themselves have anything wrong with them; it's that they're contaminated with animal manure. One of the rationales for a single food safety agency is that you can't separate animals from vegetables." Marion Nestle. IMG
"When will they make a tractor that can furnish the manure for farm fields and produce a baby tractor every spring?" George Erik Rupp. IMG
"A manure containing several ingredients acts in this wise: The effect of all of them in the soil accommodates itself to that one among them which, in comparison to the wants of the plant, is present in the smallest quantity." Justus von Liebig. IMG
"Christians are like manure: spread them out and they help everything grow better, but keep them in one big pile and they stink horribly." Francis Chan. IMG
"If I discover a manure which will enable me to make a piece of land produce 20 per cent more corn, I may withdraw at least a portion of my capital from the most unproductive part of my farm." David Ricardo. IMG
"You need bad things to make good things. It's like with farming- if you want to grow a good crop, you need a lot of manure." Mike Watt. IMG
"I went horseback riding and got a big chunk of horse manure kicked into my face. It has a way of slapping you right back into reality." Vanessa Carlton. IMG
"They say the seeds of what we will do are in all of us, but it always seemed to me that in those who make jokes in life the seeds are covered with better soil and with a higher grade of manure." Ernest Hemingway. IMG
"Money is like manure; it's not worth a thing unless it's spread around encouraging young things to grow." Thornton Wilder. IMG
"The corncob was the central object of my life. My father was a horse handler, first trotting and pacing horses, then coach horses, then work horses, finally saddle horses. I grew up around, on, and under horses, fed them, shoveled their manure, emptied the mangers of corncobs." Paul Engle. IMG
"Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells." J Paul Getty. IMG


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