FLU QUOTES

Flu Quotes, Bird Flu Quotes, Flu Vaccine Quotes, Swine Flu Quotes,

"It's either the flu or love... The synptoms are the same." Charles M Schulz. IMG
"Meryl Streep is not here tonight. She has the flu - and I hear she's amazing in it." Amy Poehler. IMG
"The flu is very unpredictable when it begins and in how it takes off." Harvey V Fineberg. IMG
"The flu can definitely set you up for bacterial pneumonias." Paul A. Offit. IMG
"Chain letters are the postal equivalent of intestinal flu: you get it and pass it along to your friends." Bob Garfield. IMG
"Knowledge is the vaccination that keeps you away from the flu of misery" Sri Sri Ravi Shankar. IMG
"I don't know how not to get the flu." Alfred W. Crosby. IMG
"Marriage, in contrast to the flu, starts with a fever and ends with the chills." Georg C Lichtenberg. IMG
"I am a huge believer in the flu vaccine. I have had it every year and have never had the flu." Sarah Chalke. IMG
"I have been laid up with intentional flu." Samuel Goldwyn. IMG
"I am so pro-swine flu it's ridiculous." Bill Burr. IMG
"It [salvation] is not this flu shot mentality of an invitation of the Gospel." Paul Washer. IMG
"It's the internet like the flu - it just spreads like crazy." Jack Welch. IMG
"There is no bird flu in commercial stocks." Michael E Mann. IMG
"Flu vaccine is far and away the most underutilized." Paul A. Offit. IMG
"We're famous" iggy whispered so low that Fang could barely hear him. "So's Swine Flu" Fang whispered back." James Patterson. IMG
"A flu shot just compromises your immune system." Bill Maher. IMG
"Ricky was "L" but he's home with the flu, Lizzie, our "O," had some homework to do, Mitchell, "E" prob'ly got lost on the way, So I'm all of the love that could make it today." Shel Silverstein. IMG
"Just think: your family are the people most likely to give you the flu." Jane Wagner. IMG
"Gossip columnists are diseases, like 'flu. Everyone is subject to them." James Goldsmith. IMG
"The Mayor of Hong Kong, who said Can't work today. Have American flu. Never got a dinner!" Red Buttons. IMG
"If I have a gig in the evening, I get 'the doom' at about 5 P.M., when I think I'm getting flu." Nina Conti. IMG
"I didn't sound anything like Capote at the screen test. It was more like Bob Dylan. In his early years. With the flu." Toby Jones. IMG
"I returned to upstate NY where I just laid in bed for days with a fever that just wouldn't go away. After more of this, I grew increasingly sure that this was not simply the flu!" Daryl Hall. IMG
"Flu is easily transmitted, so if you are working with sick people - who are most at risk for getting seriously ill - you ought to be vaccinated. I am not really equipped to say whether it should be the law or not." Michael Specter. IMG
"In the Far East, it's very normal for people to wear masks in flu season. I don't know if I'd ever do that, though, because I don't like having things on my face." Chuck Klosterman. IMG
"People don't always recognize how serious it can be, that there can be some serious complications from the flu and even death. People believe they'll be down for a few days and then be fine, and that's just not the case." Sarah Chalke. IMG
"The Europeans have lots of data on the use of adjuvanted flu vaccine in the elderly, but I dont think anybody has really good data on adjuvants in children." Anthony S. Fauci. IMG
"Where I'm from, people aren't quick. A girl once asked her mum, 'Can I have a Cadbury's Creme Egg?' The mum said, 'No, you can't Danielle, I've already told you, darling - bird flu!'" Tom Deacon. IMG
"When I was diagnosed with swine flu, it was a big relief that Young Saeng was with me. When everyone wouldn't eat with me, Young Saeng was the only one who ate stuff like curry with me." Kim Hyun-joong. IMG
"We are watching very closely to see how the disease associated with bird flu, when it hits humans, is evolving." David Nabarro. IMG
"The flu-casters would draw out the maps and keep people engaged at regular intervals ... beaming it from the WHO bunker." David Nabarro. IMG
"Colds, ulcers, flu, and cancer are things we get. Schizophrenia is something we are." Mark Vonnegut. IMG
"Most of the common infections - colds, flu, diarrhea - you get environmentally transmitted either in the air or on surfaces you touch. I think people under-rate surfaces." Charles P. Gerba. IMG
"It is a good idea for everyone who does not have contra-indications to receive a flu shot." Amy Johnson. IMG
"If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing" Karl Pilkington. IMG
"I know certain actors are totally screwed up on drugs, yet it gets covered up. Why wasn't I excused for 'exhaustion' or 'the flu'?" Drew Barrymore. IMG
"I feel good. I'm much better. Actually, I just lost 10 pounds on a new diet called the flu. Has anyone tried that one out?" Jay Mohr. IMG
"I am so pro-swine flu... I want it. We need a plague. It's got to happen; don't be afraid. It's only going to kill the weak." Bill Burr. IMG
"The worst pandemic in modern history was the Spanish flu of 1918, which killed tens of millions of people. Today, with how interconnected the world is, it would spread faster." Bill Gates. IMG
"We had a week off in the middle of shooting, but as soon as everyone stopped, we all went down with six different types of flu and other unmentionable diseases." Johnny Vegas. IMG
"I didn't finish my dress until about three days before my wedding - I had the flu and was stitching it from my bed. And the tulle came back from India all brown. We had to wash it for hours, but that didn't dissuade me from wearing it." Georgina Chapman. IMG
"The guy was infected with bird flu because he took a sick chicken, slaughtered it and and then ate it." Thaksin Shinawatra. IMG
"Depression isn't about, 'Woe is me, my life is this, that and the other', it's like having the worst flu all day that you just can't kick." Robbie Williams. IMG
"There we times when everybody in the house has the flu. You're cleaning up vomit and it's 2 in the morning, and you're wishing there was somebody else there to help you." Meg Tilly. IMG
"Spend at least one Mother's Day with your respective mothers before you decide on marriage. If a man gives his mother a gift certificate for a flu shot, dump him." Erma Bombeck. IMG
"Last week I got a flu that I caught, 'cause my daughter coughed... into my mouth." Louis C K. IMG
"I'm really an alarmist when it comes to epidemics. Swine flu now; when SARS was big, I was all freaked out about that, bird flu. That terrifies me." Chuck Klosterman. IMG
"There are boys you look at and want to touch with your mouth, and there are boys you look at and want to wear one of those surgical masks everyone in China had during bird flu. There are a lot more bird-flu boys at large." Laini Taylor. IMG
"As variable as flu is, HIV makes flu look like the Rock of Gibraltar. The virus that causes AIDS is the trickiest pathogen scientists have ever confronted." Seth Berkley. IMG
"For the planet's sake, I hope we have bird flu or some other thing that will reduce the population, because otherwise we're doomed." Susan Blackmore. IMG
"Y'all mythological niggas is comical, The astronomical is comin' thru like tha flu bombin' you... And embalmin' in your crew, too. With the musical, mystical, magical, you know how I do." Keith Murray. IMG
"To be able to detect the outbreak of avian flu anywhere in the world is going to require a partnership of several countries that will share information and samples, but it is important to remember a threat anywhere is a threat everywhere." Michael C. Burgess. IMG
"You cannot live in Los Angeles for any period of time without eventually trying to write a screenplay. It's like a flu bug that you catch ... Even the plumber has a screenplay in his truck." Gilda Radner. IMG
"The pest of society are the egotist, they are dull and bright, sacred and profane, course and fine. It is a disease that like the flu falls on all constitutions." Ralph Waldo Emerson. IMG
"Across the nation, thousands of people are lining up in hospital waiting rooms, out the doors, down the steps, around the corners, and behind the hedges, waiting for their inoculations. Here's another idea for avoiding the flu: don't stand outside in the cold for hours around lots of other people." Jon Stewart. IMG
"The virus in the movie 'Contagion' is based on the bird flu which came out of nowhere back in 2008. Everyone thought it was going to change the way we live and it just faded away. Wait a minute, I'm talking about President Obama." Craig Ferguson. IMG
"If there were 'intelligence flu', there would be so many people walking around in the damn cold weather, hoping to be contaminated by that flu!.." Mehmet Murat Ildan. IMG
"I'm pretty busy: I'm a working mom and I know a lot about having a hectic schedule, but I think what's really important to me and what's on the top of that list is just making sure that my family stays healthy, especially during flu season." Tia Mowry. IMG
"I think a lot of people see the flu as a common cold, but it's not: it's a serious respiratory illness that could lead to hospitalization and the young are extremely vulnerable." Tia Mowry. IMG

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